[theme music]
♪ Pac-Man ♪
♪ That's me ♪
chomp
♪ Pac-Man ♪♪
Ga ga.
Oh, I must have those power pellets!
Go find me the power pellet forest.
[music continues]
[theme music]
[whirring]
Boy oh boy! What a beautiful place for a weekend outing!
I could stay here forever.
We may have to stay here forever.
(Pepper) 'We're almost out of gas.'
Oh, no! And there isn't another town for 20 miles.
Goo-goo, town! Town!
Ghost Town, one mile.
Doesn't sound like they'd have gas there, huh?
It's worth a try.
Besides, Pac-Baby's never seen a real western ghost town before.
Ah, gee, I don't know.
Goo-goo, Pac-Baby wanna go!
Pac-Baby wanna go!
Wanna go, wanna go, okay, okay!
Okay.
Well, Dinky, you enjoying your weekend
with cousins Inky, Pinky, Blinky and Clyde?
No, I want an ice cream cone!
Screech
What do we have to drag him along for?
There ain't anywhere to get an ice cream cone for 20 miles.
Maybe they got an ice cream cone
at that ghost town.
Ghost town? Duh, that's our kind of place.
Come on, let's check it out.
I don't see any gas stations.
Hey, looks like the sheriff must have left
in an awful big hurry.
Wonder if this is the place where Wyatt Pac-Earp
'and the Ghost Brothers chomped it out'
'at the OK Corral.'
chomp chomp chomp
Ga-ga, horsie!
Careful, Pac-Baby, it might be wild.
Wild, huh? Well, that's just the way I like 'em.
Now, you better be careful too, Packy.
Careful? Why, I grew up on horseback.
Splash
Uh, rocking horseback, that is.
Okay, nag, giddy up!
I said giddy up now! Giddy up!
[giggling]
[rattling] Hmm, sounds like a rattle snake.
[whinnying]
Whoa, horsie! I said whoa-a!
Whoa, horsie!
Yeow! Oosh! Eeh!
Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
Goo-goo-hee-dada, pincushion.
Pop pop
If this is a ghost town, how come I don't see no ghosts?
What do you call us, chickens?
I wonder if this is the place where the Ghost Brothers
and Wyatt Pack-Earp chomped it out
at the OK Corral.
I want an ice cream cone!
Hey, I got a better idea. How about a nice horsie ride?
Come on, hop on, Dinky.
Neigh, neigh.
Hey!
Ya-ha! Ya-ha! Ya-hoo!
Screech
I want an ice cream cone!
Hold it! Looks like we got company.
(Sue) It's Pac-Man and his family.
Double ghost goodies, we're gonna have some fun now!
[instrumental music]
Pretty nifty, huh, Pac-Baby?
A real western saloon.
Maybe we can get ourselves a Pac-Cola.
[piano music]
It's-it's the Ghost Monsters!
At your service.
One Pac-Cola comin' up.
Splash
Hey, watch what you're doing!
Duh, okay, this time I'll watch it.
Splash
You know somethin', it is better when you watch it.
[laughing]
Alright, that's the last straw!
No, it ain't, there's lots more straws.
Come on, Packy, let's chomp these creeps.
Who you calling creeps, creep?
Now, just keep an eye on your Uncle Clyde, Dinky.
Okay, Pac-punk, your number's up!
Okay, Pac-Man, draw.
Hah! You can't fool me.
Those fingers aren't loaded.
No, but my mouth will be.
Chomp
[instrumental music]
Phew, boy, that was close!
Oh, no! Where's Pac-Baby?
Go on, Dinky. Show that little Pac-pipsqueak who's boss.
Okay, you, I'm gonna chomp your baby boo!
Goo-goo ga-goo.
Don't count on it.
Chomp
[Dinky wailing]
Come on, let's get outta here!
[Dinky wailing]
Some Ghost Monster you are.
Ah, give the kid a chance.
Come on, fellas
we'll make a Ghost Monster out of Dinky yet.
Chomp
Hey, we've got to find some power pellets
before those Ghost Monsters get us good.
There might be some in that old bank.
[instrumental music]
Okay, let's check the vault.
Crackin' this baby will be no problem for me.
A Power Forest security chief is trained
for any emergency, you know.
[blows]
[clicking]
Hmm, doesn't seem to wanna open.
Maybe that's because it already is open, Packy.
Oh, oh-ho-ho, uh, so it is.
Wowee, we struck it rich!
There must be a zillion power pellets in here.
(Blinky) 'Reach for the sky, Pac-Man.'
I'll take those.
Okay, Dinky, it's time for lesson number one
in the art of chomping.
Clang
Uh, never run into a vault.
Oh, boy, with those ghost creeps out there
we'll never get out of here.
[giggling]
I think Pac-Baby may have just found the answer.
He did?
There's no way those Pac-dudes
can get past us now.
Hey, where-where'd you Ghost Monsters come from?
(Pac-Man) Who, us? Oh, uh, why, uh..
...we just moseyed in to make a little escape.
Oh, uh, I mean, withdrawal.
Say, you didn't happen to see three Pac-creeps, did ya?
(Pac-Baby) Yeah, they went thataway.
Thanks!
Come on, we've gotta get out of this ghost town.
Hold it a second.
I got a funny feeling we've been hornswoggled.
About face!
Let's try that old train station.
All abo-o-ard!
Woo-woo!
[train chugging]
They're gettin' away! Hurry!
(Sue) We've got you this time.
[train hooting]
(Pac-Man) Oh, no, you don't.
(Ghost Monsters) Oh, yes, we do!
Uh, oh. Looks like our train is running out of gas, too.
Pop
chomp
Let's get outta here!
Get 'em, Ghost Monsters!
Quick! Let's hide in this old barn.
Wait a minute, Packy, look!
Uh, oh, the OK Corral.
That's right, and we're gonna have a chomp out
just like in the old West.
Now, stay here, Pac-Baby.
This is between us and the Ghost Monsters.
Goo-goo, chomp 'em good.
Yeah, sit tight, Dinky.
And watch us blow these guys away.
[clock chiming] Any last words before we chomp you down, Pac-Man.
Uh, yeah... run, Pepper!
I want an ice cream cone.
Goo-goo, what flavor?
Uh, chocolate.
For you.
Ooh, power pellets!
Pac-Baby make big waka-waka!
You'd better say your Pac-prayers.
I think they've just been answered.
(Ghost Monsters) P-P-Pac-Baby power!
N-n-nice, Pac-Baby.
You don't want to chomp little Sue, do you?
You betcha! He He!
Chomp
Hah! Findin' me in this will be like
findin' a needle in a haystack.
Chomp
[panting]
You better hide in that drinky, Blinky.
Splash
(Blinky) Whoo! Hoo hoo hoo!
Ooh, that wagon is my last ticket out of here.
Giddy up!
Looks like my ticket's just been cancelled.
Chomp
I may not have any ghost sense, but I got a lot of horse sense.
[breathing deeply]
Oo-go! Hiya, Pinky away!
[giggling]
chomp
Oh, you are such a good little Pac-Baby.
[laughs] Yep, I couldn't have chomped better myself.
I got my ice cream! I got my ice cream!
Um, by the way, Pac-Baby and I are goin'
to the beach next weekend.
You wanna come?
[theme music]
chomp
[theme music]
screech
ting ting ting
Wait a minute, we're not gonna fall for that old trick, are we?
Come on.
Moo
(Ghost Monsters) Yi-i-i!
[theme music]
[instrumental music]
(Sue) 'This place sure is the pits.'
(Blinky) 'Yeah, all the brilliant work we do for Mezmaron'
and this is what we get for it.
Room and board in this dump!
Uh, it could be worse, Clyde.
Hiss
Come to think of it, it is worse.
I wish there was some way we could get that
good for nothin' Pac-Man.
Hey... who are you?
Why, I'm your fairy ghost mother.
Fairy ghost mother? I must be dreaming.
Pinch me, Pinky.
Allow me.
Yeo-o-ouch!
What do you want from us?
I don't want nothin'. You're the one who made a wish.
Did you hear that? This is our big chance.
I mean, we can finally get that good for nothin' Pac-fink.
Ooh, Pac-finks are my specialty.
I know just what you want.
"Mother Ghost Rhymes"?
A book of fairy tales isn't exactly what I had in mind.
That's no ordinary book, airhead.
All you have to do is read it aloud
and the stories will come true.
Then you'll get your Pac-fink for good.
[laughs] That is, if they can read.
Chomp
[Pac-Man thinking] It's down to the last putt
at the Pac-Land Golf Tournament.
Pac-Man has to sink this putt for the championship
and the first prize of 50,000 power pellets.
He looks cool and confident.
He aims, he putts..
Chomp
gulp
Chomp-Chomp, no!
Oh! Oh... bad Pac-dog!
It's the 18th hole.
If Pac-Man can make a birdie here
he's got the tournament in the bag.
Here he goes.
Goo-goo, hole in one!
[thinking] This is Pac-Man's final chance to clinch the tournament.
If he drops in this 30 footer, it's 50,000 big ones.
[Pac-Man thinking] The tension is great, he makes his stroke!
He's done it, ladies and gentlemen!
Pac-Man's sunk the putt!
Okay, accordin' to our fairy ghost mother
all we gotta do is read from the book
and Pac-man's in for big trouble.
Here goes nothin'.
"Hexer jiffelson rammer flang."
Huh?
You got it upside down, termite brain.
Here, you read it, Blinky.
Okay, "The adventures of Pac and the beanstalk."
"Once upon a time.."
- 'Oh, Packy!' - Wha..
[glass shattering]
Would you go to the market and buy a dozen power pellets?
Sure thing, Pepper.
[whistling]
Hello there, sonny.
I'll bet you're on your way to the market.
That's right. How'd you know?
Simple, I read the book.
Cut the wisecracks, Inky, and get on with the story.
Well, it was nice talking to you
but I gotta go buy some power pellets.
Wait! I've got something better than power pellets.
They're power pellet beans.
All you have to do is plant 'em, and you'll have more
power pellets than you can chomp.
- Are you sure? - Cross my heart.
Okay, mister, you got a deal.
And you got trouble, Pac-Man.
[laughing]
Back so soon? Where are the power pellets?
Ah, I got somethin' better than power pellets, Pepper.
They're power pellet beans.
Oh, Packy, these will never work for my recipe.
I making power pellet pie, not Pac-chili.
[rumbling]
[snarling]
Look, it's workin'!
Okay, Blinky, read the next part.
Okay.
It says here that Pac climbs up the stalk and meets a giant.
Giant!
I ain't goin' up there!
Keep your ghost suit on, Blinky.
We're in control of this story, remember?
Follow me.
Packy, how am I ever gonna bake without power pellets?
Oo-oo, ga-goo! Ga-ga, mama, look.
Wow! A beanstalk!
It worked!
Well, it must go up for miles.
(Pepper) 'I wonder where it leads to.'
Oh, come on, let's find out.
Goo-goo ga-ga-ga.
[gasps] This could be dangerous.
Chomp-Chomp, you better keep an eye on Pac-Baby.
[instrumental music]
Wow! Look at that, Pepper, it's a giant castle.
There's something awfully familiar about all of this.
Ah, there's nothin' to worry about, Pepper.
Come on, let's take a look.
Knock knock knock
[instrumental music]
[knocking continues]
That's our cue. It's time for the giant.
One giant comin' up.
[breathing deeply]
This big enough?
(all) Yi-i-i!
Thud
Yeah, that's just fine.
Hello?
Looks like nobody's home.
[instrumental music]
Boy oh boy
I'd sure hate to meet the guy who lives here.
Fee-fi-fo-fum.
Pac-Man's gonna get a great big chomp.
Uh-oh, I should have guessed.
It's those Ghost Monsters again.
[instrumental music]
I'm running out of energy, Packy.
Hang on, Pepper, I've got a plan.
Come on, give me a hand.
Look out, boo!
Ee-yo! Hit the brakes, guys!
[screaming]
crash
[all screaming]
bam
Come on, Pepper, run for it!
Quick, hide behind that pink curtain.
Looks like it's curtains for you two.
Chomp
[instrumental music]
Hah! We got you this time, Pac-twerp.
Yeah, our fairy ghost mother was right about this magic book.
(Pepper) Hey, you guys didn't finish the story!
'What about the hen that lays the golden power pellets?'
Holy ghost, cows!
'There is a gold-laying hen in this story.'
cha-ching
[laughs] We're not only gonna get rid of Pac-Man
we're gonna be rich too.
Hey, fellas, I found it.
Alright, hen, start layin' 'em 24 carat power pellets.
[clucking]
We're rich!
Yeah, and that's no yolk.
[Inky laughing]
Okay, Packy, fire when ready.
[hen clucking]
[clattering]
Pac be nimble, Pac be quick
Pac's gonna do his chomping shtick.
(all) P-P-P-Pac-Power!
There's no time to loaf, I better hide in the bread.
Mm-mmm, peanut butter and ghost monster sandwich!
My favorite.
(Blinky) 'Yi-i-i!'
Ah, bet you can't guess which one she's under, Pepper.
That one.
Nope.
Wrong again.
Hmm, I wonder which one she could be under.
Hmm, now, you don't think she could be under that one, do you?
Well, there's only one way to find out.
I win!
Chomp
Oh, a fruit salad. The perfect place to hide.
I always knew my maraschino cherry hat
would come in handy some day.
Looks like that salad could use a little, uh, pepper, huh?
[chuckling]
ah ah ahh-choo
chomp
Oh, don't let 'em chomp me, Pinky.
Duh, don't worry, Blinky. They're too small to chomp me.
- You know somethin', Pepper. - What's that, Packy?
I think he's right.
Hurry, Pepper, we've gotta get down the beanstalk.
Ooh! Oh! Oh-oh-oh!
[screaming]
Hey, Pinky, there's something
you wanna know about the end of this story.
Not now, Blinky. I'm gonna get me that Pac-creep.
Quick, everyone, start chomping!
Chomp chomp chomp
But, Pinky, it says here that
Pac cuts down the beanstalk!
Chomp chomp chomp
Timber!
[both screaming]
crash
Oh, pretty good story, huh?
Uh, now just-just a minute, fellas.
How about another fairy tale?
Uh, "Packy in Wonderland"?
"Goldilocks and the Three Pac-bears"?
"And so after Pac cut down the beanstalk
he and his family lived happily ever after."
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